The Glorious American

For the past few weeks, I have read and have written about the midterm elections ad nauseam. Since they are occurring tomorrow, 11/8/22, I thought that it would be nice to write about something that has zippo to do with politics per se.

This morning I happened upon a satirical site called the 

The Glorious American, and just for fun, I am going to list a bunch of the previous titles from this site. From the titles, I assume that the accompanying pieces go back many many months … No, I did not read all of the satirical pieces, but rather a select few.

Sit back and smile!

-Report: High Turnout Of Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers Could Spell Trouble For Dems In Midterms

-Donald Trump In Hot Water After Paul Pelosi And Gay Lover Get In Hammer Fight

-New Biden Tweet So Puzzling Musk Forced To Revisit Free Speech Stance

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-Delta Flight Makes Emergency Landing After Conservative Found On Board

WNBA Players Issue Ultimatum To American People: ‘It’s Either Us Or The Flag’

LeBron: ‘We’re At The Point Where A Girl Can’t Even Stab Her Friends Anymore’

LeBron James Demands NBA Investigate What All These ‘FLJ’ Signs Mean

Sports On Hold Until LeBron James Teaches Police How To Do Their Job

-LeBron: ‘Now We Need To Worry About Getting Shot Every Time We Try To Kill Someone?’

-Local Man Devoured By Mostly Peaceful Shark California Officials Say

-Chris Cuomo: ‘Show Me The Law That Says Protesters Can’t Commit Assault’

-Don Lemon Remains In Critical Condition After Someone Calls Him ‘Donald’

California Store Owner Prices All Items At $951 So Thieves Can Be Prosecuted

Lightfoot Enters Solitary Confinement After Vowing To Only Talk To People Who Look Like Her

-Bombshell: Blazing Saddles DVD Found In NASCAR Garage

-AOC Recounts Surviving Titanic On Instagram Live

ETC!

11/7/22

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