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Listen, Fat — . . . !

B “You’re fat!”

A “I am not!”

B “You’re a fat clown!”

A “Am not.”

And on it goes. Sounds like a schoolyard argument between two second graders. If they were older, perhaps in high school, then the swear words would start to come out:

B “Listen, &#£¥, you’re a fat, annoying, and out of shape idiot!”

A “So what, you ¥§£*#*.”


And if in their twenties and thirties:

B “I challenge you to a push-up contest!”

A “A what?”

B “You heard me, you fat F***!”

A “What does a push-up contest have to do with what I asked you?”

B “Let’s go! Drop and give me ten!”


If in their fifties:

B “I am in much better shape than you!”

A “And how is that somehow relevant to what I asked you about?”

B “Come on, let’s go for a run, chubby.”


If in their seventies:

B “You have implied that my logical thought processes are not as not as good as they use to be.”

A “I am 86, and I know that I am not as sharp as I used to be. At 77 you are getting up there . . . close to me.

B “Well that’s you, and I am not you, pop. Let have an IQ test challenge!”


And finally if this exchange were to involve a politician, perhaps campaigning in Iowa:

B “You are a liar, old man!”

A “You’ve been a Congress for fifty years, and what good have you done for us?”

B “I’ve around for a long time, and I know how to get things done.”

A “I hear stuff on MSNBC, . . . 

B “You don’t listen to MSNBC. They do not say any bad stuff about me. Look I am not going to get into an argument with you, man. Look fat – . . . here’s the deal, here’s the deal, . . . “ 

A “Mr. Biden, you know what it looks like? You do not have any more backbone than Trump does.” I am an independent, and I will not be voting for you, sir.”

B “I knew that. You’re too old to vote for me.”


The latter exchange occurred, almost verbatim, on 12/5/19 at a campaign event for Joe Biden (B in the last paragraph) in New Hampton, Iowa. Gentleman A, a retired farmer, was trying to ask candidate Biden a question about his son, and Joe obviously did not appreciate the question. In the next six months this exchange or just selected parts of it will be played over and over, although probably not on MSNBC. After that it be no longer necessary, as Sleepy Joe will be out, and 12/5 will be known as the start of Biden’s Waterloo. Calling a politically independent senior citizen fat and old, was not a smart move, Joe!

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